I FEEL SHITTY (PRETTY) by Danielle

written based on Lyrics/Music to 
I Feel Pretty : West Side Story. 
​​You-Tube link to song opposite.

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I feel shitty
Oh so shitty
I feel shitty and tired and gay
And I pity the other lymies who feel like me today
  
I feel tired
Oh so tired
Its alarming how tired I feel
And so shitty that the doctors hardly believe lyme is real

See the zombie face in the mirror there
Who can that unattractive zombie be
Such a shitty face
Such a shitty body
Such a shitty frown
Such a shitty me
 
I feel agony
And its enhancing
I cant go running
Or dancing for joy
For I'm infected from shitty crappy annoy

Have you met my good friend borrelia
It makes me the craziest girl on the block
You'll know it the minute you see me
She is the one undergoing electrotherapy shock

She is no longer in love
She clearly in pain
She cant be in love
Shes clearly insane
 
It must be the heat or some rare disease
It cant be a tick
Or maybe a flea

Keep away from her
Send for ILADS
This is the borrelia we know
Crappy and painful
Deadly and unkind
Well bred and infectious
And out of her mind

Miss Gillard
Miss Gillard explanation!
Miss Gillard explanation please!

Borrelia!
I feel shitty
Oh so shitty
This doctor should give me IV

A committee
Should be organised
To cure lyme for me

I feel dizzy
I feel funny
I feel queuzy and pukey not fine
And so shitty
Miss Gillard cant you just resign

See the shitty girl in the mirror there (what mirror where?)
Who can that shitty girl be?  (which where what whom?)
Such a shitty face
Such a shitty body
Such a shitty frown
Such a shitty lymie me.